Location: Exrimento, Ca (see what I did there? I turned Sacramento into “Excrimento”. Yeah, sometimes I want to hurt me too.
Favorite Album: Siamese Dream – The Smashing Pumpkins
Favorite Car: Your Mother's
Favorite Movie: Pamela Anderson’s Home Video.
Favorite Quote: If you can’t dazzle them with your dexterity. Baffle them with your bullshit.
What makes you better than everyone else: If I actually listed every reason your head would explode from the shear volume of amazingness that I exude. Amazingness is too a word Microsoft spell checker – you piece of shit.
